Sometimes stupidity can kill, it will have a negative effect on a person's mental health and what is frustrating sometimes it is contagious. It can contaminate other's peoples' mind. It will suck up all your energy and you'll be able to scream......
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i have confirmed through my own research that being a suck up to your boss can have a negative effect
to a person's mental health. If they want a live example, please visit onetouch.. - kurama
they would be able to prove your claim
in a corporate security world: Warning! Bawal ang BOBO!
In a job search for a marketing post:
QUALIFICATIONS:
* Graduate of any four years course in a reputable tapunan ng mga kick-outs ng mayayamang bobo.
* Have some writing experience. (Please refer the write-ups below)
* Have the ability to balance multiple responsibilities (essential). In laymans term, utusero
* Be multi-task oriented with strong organizational skills. in short, hindi marunong magtago ng gamit.
* Be a creative thinker. (ahaha! what a punch line! I'm an artist!)
* Be a self-starter and sociable. ( ahaha! we'll see that)
* Good Interpersonal Skills (Napagkakaisahan)
* Have excellent verbal communication skills (essential). In short maangas na walang ipagaaangas.
Our character is applying for the vacant position. He (as in singled out na "he") went to the location to have
an interview with the Manager. He is a fresh grad from the tapunan ng mga kick-outs ng mayayamang bobo, What an advantage!!
Here comes the dreaded interview:
Manager: " Tell me something about yourself"
Suezo: " Basically Sir, my advantage is that I know how to do adobo photoshop, I work hard, and i have an excellent verbal communication sir.
and last but not the least, I am an artist"
Manager: "hmmm well... Why should we hire you then?"
Suezo: " You should hire me sir because I am an artist, graphic artist.
Manager: " Can you show me some of your stuffs?"
Suezo: " So far sir, it is still underconstruction, I store it all here, in my brain."
Manager:" Great! Come here on Monday for contract signing"
Suezo:" Talaga po sir? ui, salamat naman po!"
And the great character Suezo got the vacancy!
The big day came to our lovable character. The signing of contract. Again a conversation with the Manager is the highlight of his career.
Manager: " It's nice to see you Suezo here in our office. Welcome aboard!"
Suezo: flattering and uber confident. "Aha Sir, thank you very much po for trusting my skills, ai naku ser! di po kayo mapapahiya sakin!"
Manager: " Talaga?!, he chuckled. "I'll introduce you to the team"...
One by one the Manager is getting the attention of his 7 (seven) employees. Correct me if I'm mistaken. (nyahaha!)
Manager: " Guys, this is Suezo, our new marketing assistant..."
Suezo: "Hey, hey!"
Manager: " This is Kabuto, my assistant"
Kabuto: smile na lang tayo.
Manager: "this is Mr. Xmen, our Admin/HRD/Purchasing/Accountant/Collection runner/Payroll/... anything you can think of position, that's him.
Xmen: (In the Back of his mind... WHAAAT AN A--hole!) "cge cge!"
Manager: That's Kurama, one of our development team.
Kurama: NO Comment. NR. Nada. Na-ah.
Manager:"That's Yamamoto, also from dev."
Yamamoto: "pawe! muztah?"
Manager: "That's Cha-cha, also from the dev."
Chacha: smile... Ting! showing her pearly white teeth.
Manager:That's Jackson, our tech guy"
Jackson: "oi!"
Manager: And that's Kerry, you'll be under her.
Suezo: Ayuz to ser! San po ba magiging pwesto ko??
Kerry: With matching taas ng kilay, "Ah, ikaw! Okay"
Manager: and this will be your computer and this will be your table from now on... Touching the customed maid long office table.
Suezo: Uber delighted and uber confident. Ser salamat po! Naku guys, hinding hindi kayo magsisisi.
Guys: completely silent. (hehehe)
The Manager and our uber delighted character went to the conference room to discuss their contract.
Manager: " Okay, Suezo, i guess this is it! you'll be part of the family, if you answer my question.
Suezo: "ser ano po yun, tanong lang po kayo, kayang kaya kong sagutin yan."
Manager: "talaga?!..... How much salary do you expect?
Suezo: "ser, dali naman po ng tanong niyo... Sir 17K po"
Manager: Thinking. "and why is that so?
Suezo: Kasi po number one, i graduated from the reputable school of tapunan ng mga mayayamang bobo (College of No Brainer, CNB) and two, ser naman, di kayo mapapahiya sa akin, I'm an artist ser, artist!
Manager: "Great!!!" i'm glad to hear that from you.
signing the agreement of 17 grand caching, Suezo is now part of the family... called The Boat is Sinking Group of companies.
to a person's mental health. If they want a live example, please visit onetouch.. - kurama
they would be able to prove your claim
in a corporate security world: Warning! Bawal ang BOBO!
In a job search for a marketing post:
QUALIFICATIONS:
* Graduate of any four years course in a reputable tapunan ng mga kick-outs ng mayayamang bobo.
* Have some writing experience. (Please refer the write-ups below)
* Have the ability to balance multiple responsibilities (essential). In laymans term, utusero
* Be multi-task oriented with strong organizational skills. in short, hindi marunong magtago ng gamit.
* Be a creative thinker. (ahaha! what a punch line! I'm an artist!)
* Be a self-starter and sociable. ( ahaha! we'll see that)
* Good Interpersonal Skills (Napagkakaisahan)
* Have excellent verbal communication skills (essential). In short maangas na walang ipagaaangas.
Day 1.
The Big Show
The Big Show
Our character is applying for the vacant position. He (as in singled out na "he") went to the location to have
an interview with the Manager. He is a fresh grad from the tapunan ng mga kick-outs ng mayayamang bobo, What an advantage!!
Here comes the dreaded interview:
Manager: " Tell me something about yourself"
Suezo: " Basically Sir, my advantage is that I know how to do adobo photoshop, I work hard, and i have an excellent verbal communication sir.
and last but not the least, I am an artist"
Manager: "hmmm well... Why should we hire you then?"
Suezo: " You should hire me sir because I am an artist, graphic artist.
Manager: " Can you show me some of your stuffs?"
Suezo: " So far sir, it is still underconstruction, I store it all here, in my brain."
Manager:" Great! Come here on Monday for contract signing"
Suezo:" Talaga po sir? ui, salamat naman po!"
And the great character Suezo got the vacancy!
Day 2.
The Post
The Post
The big day came to our lovable character. The signing of contract. Again a conversation with the Manager is the highlight of his career.
Manager: " It's nice to see you Suezo here in our office. Welcome aboard!"
Suezo: flattering and uber confident. "Aha Sir, thank you very much po for trusting my skills, ai naku ser! di po kayo mapapahiya sakin!"
Manager: " Talaga?!, he chuckled. "I'll introduce you to the team"...
One by one the Manager is getting the attention of his 7 (seven) employees. Correct me if I'm mistaken. (nyahaha!)
Manager: " Guys, this is Suezo, our new marketing assistant..."
Suezo: "Hey, hey!"
Manager: " This is Kabuto, my assistant"
Kabuto: smile na lang tayo.
Manager: "this is Mr. Xmen, our Admin/HRD/Purchasing/Accountant/Collection runner/Payroll/... anything you can think of position, that's him.
Xmen: (In the Back of his mind... WHAAAT AN A--hole!) "cge cge!"
Manager: That's Kurama, one of our development team.
Kurama: NO Comment. NR. Nada. Na-ah.
Manager:"That's Yamamoto, also from dev."
Yamamoto: "pawe! muztah?"
Manager: "That's Cha-cha, also from the dev."
Chacha: smile... Ting! showing her pearly white teeth.
Manager:That's Jackson, our tech guy"
Jackson: "oi!"
Manager: And that's Kerry, you'll be under her.
Suezo: Ayuz to ser! San po ba magiging pwesto ko??
Kerry: With matching taas ng kilay, "Ah, ikaw! Okay"
Manager: and this will be your computer and this will be your table from now on... Touching the customed maid long office table.
Suezo: Uber delighted and uber confident. Ser salamat po! Naku guys, hinding hindi kayo magsisisi.
Guys: completely silent. (hehehe)
The Manager and our uber delighted character went to the conference room to discuss their contract.
Manager: " Okay, Suezo, i guess this is it! you'll be part of the family, if you answer my question.
Suezo: "ser ano po yun, tanong lang po kayo, kayang kaya kong sagutin yan."
Manager: "talaga?!..... How much salary do you expect?
Suezo: "ser, dali naman po ng tanong niyo... Sir 17K po"
Manager: Thinking. "and why is that so?
Suezo: Kasi po number one, i graduated from the reputable school of tapunan ng mga mayayamang bobo (College of No Brainer, CNB) and two, ser naman, di kayo mapapahiya sa akin, I'm an artist ser, artist!
Manager: "Great!!!" i'm glad to hear that from you.
signing the agreement of 17 grand caching, Suezo is now part of the family... called The Boat is Sinking Group of companies.
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